4th of July Jokes

How is a healthy person like the United States?They both have good constitutions!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?Beneduck Arnold!
What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?The Liberty Bellhop!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?Liberty!
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?The Boston Flea Party!

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