4th of July Quotes

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?Nothing. It just waved!
What dance was very popular in 1776?Indepen-dance!
What march would you play at a jungle parade?“Tarzan Stripes Forever”!
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?Because they’re both cracked!
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?The Battle of Bonkers Hill.